Posts Tagged "interstellar tour"

Launch menu.

I’m not sure into what dark alley Admiral Gonutz ventured to find this twisted piece of unspaceworthy tin, but he needn’t have bothered.


Out with it.

We’re carrying everything without a nautical theme out to the curb. (Note to Marvin: that hideous mantle clock of yours is safe.)


Capital!

The tour was like a skateboard and a rocket and an airless void and a volcano and an ocean and a steamboat and an ambulance and a mental ward.


Plan it.

On the advice of my analyst, I’ve been treating all of my accidents as intentional lately, just so that I feel more in control of my life.


Keyed off.

Wouldn’t want to be halfway out to Aldebaran without a spare dime in our pockets, now would we? (Would we?)


Prep time.

We’re going to that dark pocket of nothingness where all of the demand for Big Green performances floats in a vacuum like a cork in a bathtub.


Picture imperfect.

Marvin says he had to go broke to get that camera…. he had to go broke the department store window, that is.


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  • Aug 27 2010
    Launch menu.

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  • Aug 20 2010
    Out with it.

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  • Aug 13 2010
    Capital!
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