Ned Trek 21: Old Maple Glory

E phlegm-nista, Pat, old boy!

Plot Summary

The Free Enterprise crew board the star ship Crackahead, in orbit around Planet Yimcipid 4, only to find that it’s a plague ship, stricken by the deadly Green Acres virus. The Crackahead’s commander, Captain Rick Perry, has cornered the maple syrup market down on Yimcipid and is profiting from setting the planet’s primitive inhabitants – the Klowrns and the Feddlesenes –  at each other’s throats. Perry tries to compel Captain Romney and his officers to join him. There’s psychedelic music, a couple of cheap wrestling matches, and some shameless flag waving before it’s all over. After that, the players slink away in shame.

Features 7 Big Green Songs:

(1) Doc Flapjack
(2) Yorba Linda, Mybalinda
(3) Sugar Shack
(4) Motherlode
(5) Hi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi
(6) Super Sugar Christ
(7) Nobody Ride

Lame Script Based On Classic Star Trek Episode:

Omega Glory

Cast

Free Enterprise Crew:

Willard Mittilius Romney, Captain
Mr. Ned, the talking dressage horse
Doc Tom Coburn, chief medical officer
Lt. Commander Richard Perle, chief neocon
Mr. Sulu, helmsman
Mr. Welsh, chief engineer
The Nixon Android, automaton version of the ex-president

Also Featuring:

Captain Rick Perry
Lt. Commander Charles Grassley
Pat Robertson, leader of the Klowrn people
Zoo, a random Klowrn man
Merchant, a Kowrn … well … merchant