Ned Trek 26: A Very Neddy Christmas

A Very Neddy Christmas

Plot Summary

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times … and then there’s Christmas time. What better way to celebrate the holiday than with a Ned Trek remake of A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens. Wilbaneezer Stooge learns the true meaning of capitalist Christmas through the intervention of three ghosts.

Features 4 Big Green Songs

(1) Christmas Past
(2) McBridy
(3) Romney in Reserve
(4) 40s Guys Christmas

Lame Script Based On Classic Star Trek Episode:

No classic episode – just the standard version of A Christmas Carol.


Wilbaneezer Stooge, played by Captain Romney
Ned Crapshit, played by Mr. Ned, the talking dressage horse
Ghost of Christmas Past, played by Ronald Reagan
Richard Nixon, played with himself (or by himself)
Ghost of Christmas Present, played by Donald Trump
Head Miner, played by Mr. Welsh
Tiny Dick, played by Richard Perle
Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come, played by Carl Sagan

(Introduced by Lee Majors)