Ned Trek 24: Whom Gods Deploy

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Plot Summary

The crew of the Free Enterprise travels to psych ward planet Planet Crawford Two (not a typo) to deliver precious clue-giving anti-psychotic pretzels to Commodore George W. Bush, who is interned on the planet under the questionable care of Dr. Paul Wolfowitz, far from the terrestrial hoofed creatures (i.e. horses and cows) that terrify him so.

Features 7 Big Green Songs:

(1) Up On The Bridge
(2) I Paint What I See
(3) Naturally
(4) Stephanie’s Song
(5) Baby Bush
(6) Jesus Has a Known Mind
(7) Real Talking Horse,

Lame Script Based On Classic Star Trek Episode:

Whom Gods Destroy


Free Enterprise Crew:

Willard Mittilius Romney, Captain
Mr. Ned, the talking dressage horse
Doc Tom Coburn, chief medical officer
Lt. Commander Richard Perle, chief neocon
Mr. Sulu, helmsman
Mr. Welsh, chief engineer
Dr. Bugoto, the ship’s veterinarian
The Nixon Android, automaton version of the ex-president
Stephanie K., umpteenth clone of redshirt Mr. Stephanie

On Planet Planet Crawford Two:

Commodore George W. Bush, picture painter
Dr.  Paul Wolfowitz, Bush’s caretaker
Condolleeza Rice, another inmate