Ned Trek 25: Not the Children One, Please!

Okay ... who wants ice cream!

Plot Summary

Responding to a desperately ridiculous distress call, the Free Enterprise travels to planet DoneAgain Five to find the adult members of a Confederate outpost dead. They bring the outpost’s children on board only to discover that they have joined in a diabolical patricidal conspiracy organized by a Crap-faced angel eager to advance the tikes’ right-wing political ambitions.  Full of annoying juvenile banter for those who like that sort of thing.

Lame Script Based On Classic Star Trek Episode:

And The Children Shall Lead

Cast

Free Enterprise Crew:

Willard Mittilius Romney, Captain
Mr. Ned, the talking dressage horse
Doc Tom Coburn, chief medical officer
Lt. Commander Richard Perle, chief neocon
Mr. Sulu, helmsman
Mr. Welsh, chief engineer
The Nixon Android, automaton version of the ex-president

Introduced by Lee Majors

On Planet Planet DoneAgain Five:

Ron Paul
Teddy Cruz
Randy Paul
Jebby Bush
Judge Robert Bork as the Crap Faced Angel