Ned Trek 16: A Mock Time

Ned rings the bell

Plot Summary

Mr. Ned is acting particularly irritable lately, leading Dr. Bugoato to surmise that he is suffering from the Fawn Par or mating fever and that he must return to his “home” planet of Palominus 12 … or die!  A ludicrous dance-a-thon ensues, with color commentary by Pat Sumerall.

Lame Script Based On Classic Star Trek Episode:

“Amok Time”

Cast

Free Enterprise Crew:
Willard Mittilius Romney, Captain
Mr. Ned, the talking dressage horse
Doc Tom Coburn, chief medical officer
Lt. Commander Richard Perle, chief neocon
Mr. Sulu, helmsman
Mr. Stephanie, chief red shirt cannonfodder
Dr. BuGoato, chief veterinarian (formerly McGoato)
The Nixon Android, automaton version of the ex-president
Lieutenant Gupta, communications officer

Palominius Twelvers:
T’Cow, leader of Palominius 12
Wall-ass Simpson, Equerry to T’Cow
T’Bang, the most enchanting example of equine pulchritude ever to grace the stables of Palominius 12.

Special Guest Stars:
Admiral Mitch McConnell
Pat Sumerall

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