Ned Trek 23: Doo Dah Dancing

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Plot Summary

Captain Romney breaks a tooth in mid-chew and the Free Enterprise is forced to divert to planet Dentine Five, where one of Willard’s old flames and doo-dah dancing partners, Dr. Jellian Mustard, runs her dental practice. Little does the crew suspect that Dr. Mustard is planning to swap consciousnesses with Willard, take over the ship, and make the universe safe for dentistry once again.

Lame Script Based On Classic Star Trek Episode:

Turnabout Intruder


Free Enterprise Crew:

Willard Mittilius Romney, Captain
Mr. Ned, the talking dressage horse
Doc Tom Coburn, chief medical officer
Lt. Commander Richard Perle, chief neocon
Mr. Sulu, helmsman
Mr. Welsh, chief engineer
The Nixon Android, automaton version of the ex-president
Stephanie J., umpteenth clone of redshirt Mr. Stephanie

On Planet Dentine Five:

Dr. Jellian Mustard, Willard’s old dancing partner
Gladstone Goodstein, Dr. Mustard’s assistant

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