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Ned Trek 16: A Mock Time

Ned rings the bell

Plot Summary

Mr. Ned is acting particularly irritable lately, leading Dr. Bugoato to surmise that he is suffering from the Fawn Par or mating fever and that he must return to his “home” planet of Palominus 12 … or die!  A ludicrous dance-a-thon ensues, with color commentary by Pat Sumerall.

Lame Script Based On Classic Star Trek Episode:

“Amok Time”

Cast

Free Enterprise Crew:
Willard Mittilius Romney, Captain
Mr. Ned, the talking dressage horse
Doc Tom Coburn, chief medical officer
Lt. Commander Richard Perle, chief neocon
Mr. Sulu, helmsman
Mr. Stephanie, chief red shirt cannonfodder
Dr. BuGoato, chief veterinarian (formerly McGoato)
The Nixon Android, automaton version of the ex-president
Lieutenant Gupta, communications officer

Palominius Twelvers:
T’Cow, leader of Palominius 12
Wall-ass Simpson, Equerry to T’Cow
T’Bang, the most enchanting example of equine pulchritude ever to grace the stables of Palominius 12.

Special Guest Stars:
Admiral Mitch McConnell
Pat Sumerall

Ned Trek 10: A Plea For Arms

Willard and Guybo on Glock 5

Plot Summary

Ned, Willard, and the crew of the Free Enterprise arrive on the planet Glock 5, where the native inhabitants are just discovering flintlocks … or so they are led to believe.  Action ensues!

Lame Script Based On Classic Star Trek Episode:

“A Private Little War”

Cast

Free Enterprise Crew:
Willard Mittilius Romney, Captain
Mr. Ned, the talking dressage horse
Doc Tom Coburn, chief medical officer
Lt. Commander Richard Perle, chief neocon
Mr. Sulu, helmsman
Mr. Stephanie, chief red shirt cannonfodder
Dr. McGoato, chief veterinarian
The Nixon Android, automaton version of the ex-president

Glocians:
Guybo – a.k.a. Charlton Heston
Sphenoikle, Guybo’s wife, a Bozotu woman (the local witch/clown people)
Dontoe, random Glocian rube

Special Guest Star:
Sen. Harry Reid,  captain of the Obamulan ship, O.U. Plywood