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Ned Trek 10: A Plea For Arms

Willard and Guybo on Glock 5

Plot Summary

Ned, Willard, and the crew of the Free Enterprise arrive on the planet Glock 5, where the native inhabitants are just discovering flintlocks … or so they are led to believe.  Action ensues!

Lame Script Based On Classic Star Trek Episode:

“A Private Little War”

Cast

Free Enterprise Crew:
Willard Mittilius Romney, Captain
Mr. Ned, the talking dressage horse
Doc Tom Coburn, chief medical officer
Lt. Commander Richard Perle, chief neocon
Mr. Sulu, helmsman
Mr. Stephanie, chief red shirt cannonfodder
Dr. McGoato, chief veterinarian
The Nixon Android, automaton version of the ex-president

Glocians:
Guybo – a.k.a. Charlton Heston
Sphenoikle, Guybo’s wife, a Bozotu woman (the local witch/clown people)
Dontoe, random Glocian rube

Special Guest Star:
Sen. Harry Reid,  captain of the Obamulan ship, O.U. Plywood