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Ned Trek 19: Careact

Stupid frigging prop!

Plot Summary

The crew of the Free Enterprise are engaged in a life and death struggle with a deadly socialist menace-machine bent on providing life-giving health coverage to every living dude. Worse than a machine, it was a space probe, and it turns out, Captain Romney was its surrogate mother! A titanic battle ensued, and our intrepid crew survived, but only after painful extraction of six highly derivative pop songs sung by the captain and his senior officers.

Lame Script Based On Classic Star Trek Episode:

“The Changeling”

Features 6 Big Green Songs:

(1) Die-de-die (Spiro’s song); sung by the Nixon android
(2) Sick Poor Jerk in a Herd; sung by Ned
(3) Well, Well, Well; sung by Perle
(4) Romneycare; sung by Captain Romney
(5) Some Health Care; by Mr. Welsh
(6) Medicare; by Doc Coburn


Free Enterprise Crew:
Willard Mittilius Romney, Captain
Mr. Ned, the talking dressage horse
Doc Tom Coburn, chief medical officer
Lt. Commander Richard Perle, chief neocon
Mr. Sulu, helmsman
The Nixon Android, automaton version of the ex-president